Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
why does every cop we meet know your name?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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