Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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