..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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