are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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