how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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