Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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