Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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