You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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