I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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