The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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