As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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