508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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