sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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