i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
