that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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