"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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