I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
vagina is talking i cant
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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