terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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