I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I need to sanitize my soul.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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