Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
After tacos, we're chasing women.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
