:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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