Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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