so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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