whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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