Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
