You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I want her autograph on my taint
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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