Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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