I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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