I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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