his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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