What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Randomize
