tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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