I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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