When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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