This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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