You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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