Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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