Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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