Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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