If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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