i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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