Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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