Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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