Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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