Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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