i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
