she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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