Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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