i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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