How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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