I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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